E-Online news breaking- In what is turning out to be a shocking turn of events, social media queen, pop youth icon and Ravindra Jadeja's ex girlfriend- Clitoris Saldanha, last night decided to shock the world at large by deleting not just her Twitter account but her Instagram account too.
Babu Dulhan- Chief Consultant of Mckinsey, Social Media domain, estimates that Clitoris' departure could see the two internet heavyweights lose anything between $5.71-$6.2890m on account of yet another high-profile departure. Dulhan says, "This will definitely dampen sentiment; Clitoris was a very prominent user of their services and brought with her a large volume of traffic that these companies could then leverage." Following the news, the Twitter stock was down -31.26%.
Babu Dulhan- Chief Consultant of Mckinsey, Social Media domain, estimates that Clitoris' departure could see the two internet heavyweights lose anything between $5.71-$6.2890m on account of yet another high-profile departure. Dulhan says, "This will definitely dampen sentiment; Clitoris was a very prominent user of their services and brought with her a large volume of traffic that these companies could then leverage." Following the news, the Twitter stock was down -31.26%.
It is not clear what really caused Clitoris to take this unusual step. Some sources suggest that Clitoris was a victim of cyber bullying by Vice President of the Elusive Mangalorean Men's Club- Carlton Braganza, although this is quite apocryphal.
Regardless of what conspired, fans of the teen icon were left aghast. Mandaveli Banerjee, an ardent Clitoris fan said - "I'm truly gutted. Clitoris was my reference point in life and I will genuinely miss her comments on Thom's bakery and Dumbledore."
Ex-boyfriend Ravindra Jadeja was asked about the developments during his training session with Gujarat Lions and he was quite blase stating - "Main kya karoon? She always takes things like this seriously. Nothing more to say.".
Meanwhile Twitter CEO - Jack Dorsey has made a late plea to Clitoris stating "Clitoris the world needs you, Twitter wouldn't be what it is today, without your support. Come back.". Here's hoping that Saldanha listens to Dorsey.
Regardless of what conspired, fans of the teen icon were left aghast. Mandaveli Banerjee, an ardent Clitoris fan said - "I'm truly gutted. Clitoris was my reference point in life and I will genuinely miss her comments on Thom's bakery and Dumbledore."
Ex-boyfriend Ravindra Jadeja was asked about the developments during his training session with Gujarat Lions and he was quite blase stating - "Main kya karoon? She always takes things like this seriously. Nothing more to say.".
Meanwhile Twitter CEO - Jack Dorsey has made a late plea to Clitoris stating "Clitoris the world needs you, Twitter wouldn't be what it is today, without your support. Come back.". Here's hoping that Saldanha listens to Dorsey.
Both Carlton and Clitoris were unavailable for comment.
Gnanasekar Joseph Singh reporting for E-Online news
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